Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?
People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.
But think about this.
Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
thank you. thank you so much. so very very much. thank you.
"i hate my chemical romance" i grumble to myself
Me last year being a doe. From this experience i learnt lipstick gets everywhere.
WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME MOM?!
oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.