danrdarrenc:

the-wolf-and-the-star:

morsmordre-x:

Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?

People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.

But think about this. 

Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.

deanandsamarebrothers:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

thank you. thank you so much. so very very much. thank you.

ismcrback:

"i hate my chemical romance" i grumble to myself

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Living the goth life.

Living the goth life.

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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peppermint-mermaids:

Me last year being a doe. From this experience i learnt lipstick gets everywhere.

peppermint-mermaids:

Me last year being a doe. From this experience i learnt lipstick gets everywhere.

someoneelsesflowers:

WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME MOM?!

someoneelsesflowers:

WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME MOM?!

Game of Thrones Characters in Art

azaleatovvn:

oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity

hawk-and-handsaw:

this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me. 

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